This Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt is your new favorite way to wear useless knowledge—literally. Featuring a snarky fact about how 1 million-ton clouds just float around like overachieving cotton candy, it’s for people who appreciate:
✔ Science served with sarcasm ("Wow. So impressive. Much density.")
✔ Cozy vibes + existential dread (Why do clouds get to be so extra?)
✔ Sustainable laziness (Made ethically so you don’t have to feel guilty while lounging).
Why It’s a Cloud-Level Mood:
☁️ "0.4% Less Dense Than Air" – Just like your motivation on Mondays.
🧵 Seamless & Sturdy – No side seams (unlike clouds, which have all the drama).
🎁 Gift-Ready – For friends who yell "BUT WHY?!" at random facts (birthdays, holidays, or "I-survived-this-week" celebrations).
Care Instructions (Because Clouds Don’t Last Forever):
🧼 Machine wash cold (like your heart when you learn this changes nothing).
🌀 Tumble dry low (unlike clouds, which just… hover judgmentally).
🚫 Do not iron (wrinkles = proof you embrace life’s imperfections).
