Binary Code Unisex Tee – A Secret Handshake

Translation for non-binary folks (see what we did there?):

That mess of 1’s and 0’s spells "Hello" in ASCII. If you can read this, we can be friends.

This tee is your VIP pass to the "I Get It" club—a beacon for fellow coders, hackers-at-heart, and anyone who’s ever argued about tabs vs. spaces. Wear it to weed out the normies (or confuse your relatives at Thanksgiving).

Why It’s Genius:

✔ Heavyweight, ultra-soft cotton – Because even geniuses deserve comfort.
✔ Crisp, permanent print – Unlike your WiFi signal, this design won’t drop out.
✔ Relaxed fit – Perfect for debugging life’s errors (or just binge-watching sci-fi).

Features That Actually Matter:

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – For those who carry the weight of knowing too much.
• Seamless collar – Because itchy necks are a bigger crisis than Y2K.
• Ethically made – Zero guilt, 100% nerd.
  
  

Care Instructions (No Encryption Needed):

☞ Cold wash – Hot water is for noobs.
☞ Tumble dry low – Avoid existential crashes.
☞ No ironing – Wrinkles add character (just like your code).

Perfect For:

• Gifting to your dev friend (who still won’t fix your printer).
• First dates ("So… you come here often?" works better in binary).
• Asserting dominance at hackathons (or Starbucks).
• Warning: May attract fellow nerds. Proceed with smug satisfaction.