"This Is My Social Battery" Tee – The Introvert’s Polite "Go Away" Beacon
Tagline:5% power remaining. No, I don’t want to "just grab a quick coffee."
Finally—a shirt that says "I’m one small-talk question away from hiding in the bathroom" without you having to actually say it. For the chronically overstimulated, the "I-flaked-but-here’s-a-meme" crew, and anyone who’d rather be home in pajamas.
Why Introverts (And Their Extrovert Enablers) Will Love It:
✔ Heavyweight cotton armor – Because emotional labor is exhausting enough. ✔ Battery icon at 5% – A universally understood symbol for "I’ve met my people quota today." ✔ Subtle, stylish typography – Lets you scream your antisocial desires quietly.
Key Features (For Those Still Reading & Not Napping):
Reinforced shoulder seams – For carrying the weight of your social obligations (or avoiding them).
Ribbed collar that stays put – Unlike your patience at group dinners.
Ethically sourced cotton – Because introverts care deeply… from a distance.
Care Instructions (Unlike Your Social Calendar, This Part’s Non-Negotiable):
☞ Wash cold – Like your responses to "We should hang out sometime!" ☞ Tumble dry low – High heat = sensory overload (and shrinkage). ☞ No ironing – Wrinkles are part of the "I tried, but not too hard" aesthetic.
Perfect For:
Gift-giving (to that friend who cancels plans with a 10-paragraph apology).
Family gatherings (as a subtle cry for help).
First dates (if you want it to be the last date).
Warning: May attract fellow introverts who nod at you in solidarity… from across the room.
