I"I Opted Out. Notifications Off." Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – The Ultimate Digital Detox Shirt
Tired of the endless ping of doom? Reclaim your peace (and your sanity) with this ultra-comfy "I Opted Out" tee—because your attention is not up for grabs.
For the anti-social media squad, the boundary-setting bosses, and anyone who’d rather live IRL than doomscroll, this shirt is your new uniform. Soft, sturdy, and sarcasm-approved, it’s the perfect way to say "I’m mentally offline" without actually explaining yourself.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Heavyweight, buttery-soft cotton – Because comfort > algorithms.
✔ Bold, crisp graphic – For maximum "read the room (or lack thereof)" energy.
✔ Relaxed unisex fit – Ideal for running errands, napping aggressively, or ignoring DMs guilt-free.
Features That Actually Matter (Unlike Your Unread Notifications):
Reinforced shoulder tape – Because even opt-out rebels need support.
Ribbed collar that stays put – Unlike your focus when your phone buzzes.
Ethically made with 100% US cotton – Good karma, zero spam.
Care Instructions (Unlike App Updates, These Are Non-Negotiable):
☞ Wash cold, tumble dry low – Treat it better than your inbox.
☞ No ironing – Wrinkles are a vibe; push notifications aren’t.
Perfect For:
People who ghost group chats like it’s their job.
Self-care enthusiasts who prioritize naps over notifications.
Anyone who wants to wear their digital boundaries loud and proud.
Warning: May cause FOMO… for people who miss your presence online. (Not sorry.)
