This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is for people who:
✔ Love weird science (but prefer it served with dark humor)
✔ Relate to "cellular housekeeping" (because adulting is hard)
✔ Want to explain phagocytosis at parties (and immediately regret it)
Why It’s Neuron-Droppingly Good:
🧼 "Shall I Take This Corpse, Sir?" – Printed in crisp detail to haunt neuroscience majors
♻ 100% Guilt-Free Cotton – Sustainable, like your brain’s recycling program (but more reliable)
👕 Seamless Design – Because even your shirt knows unnecessary edges are trash
Perfect For:
Gifts that say "I respect your intelligence... mostly" (birthdays, graduations, mental breakdowns)
Casual outings where you want strangers to ask "...is that true?" (it is)
Laundry day (cold wash only – like your neuron graveyard)
Care Instructions:
🧊 Machine wash cold (like your therapist’s voice)
🌀 Tumble dry low (like your will to explain this again)
🚫 Do not iron (wrinkles prove you’re too busy being intellectually superior)
