This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is for people who enjoy:
✔ Starting pointless debates (thanks, science pedants)
✔ Casually ruining hydration since 2023
✔ Wearing their personality – literally
Why It’s Dripping with Irony:
☔ "Congrats, You’ve Ruined Hydration" – Boldly printed to traumatize pool parties
♻ 100% Cotton, 0% Logical Consistency – Sustainably sourced so you can troll responsibly
👕 Shoulder-Taped & Seamless – Sturdier than the "water isn’t wet" argument
Perfect For:
Gifts that whisper "I will die on this hill" (birthdays, divorces, Tuesdays)
Science fairs where you need to be escorted out
Laundry day (cold wash only – like your take on wetness)
Care Instructions:
🚿 Machine wash cold (water may not be wet, but stains are)
🌀 Tumble dry low (like scientists’ patience for this debate)
🚫 Do not iron (wrinkles prove water can crease things)
