I Before E, Grammar Chaos Tee – Because English Said "LOL, No Rules"
Let’s be real: the "I before E" rule is a lie, a scam, a grammatical conspiracy. Science defies it. Weird mocks it. Their laughs in its face. This tee is for anyone who’s ever rage-quit spelling or loves watching grammar pedants short-circuit.
Soft, comfy, and rebelliously durable, this heavyweight cotton tee is your new uniform for:
✔ Casual outings (where you could explain the rule… but won’t).
✔ Passive-aggressive grammar fights (just point at the shirt and sigh).
✔ Proving that language is a glorified free-for-all (with receipts).
Why You’ll Love It:
🔥 Dual-printed design – Crisp, detailed, and as stubborn as the English language.
🔥 Ribbed collar that stays perfect – Unlike spelling "weird" correctly on the first try.
🔥 Tear-away label – Because scratchy tags are worse than silent letters.
Perfect For:
Grammar rebels who embrace the anarchy.
Teachers who say the rule matters but secretly know it’s a trap.
Anyone who’s ever typed "recieve" and let autocorrect win.
Warning: Wearing this may cause flashbacks to 3rd-grade spelling tests. Proceed with sarcasm.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
