This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee isn’t just soft—it’s a walking conversation starter. Featuring a playfully absurd fact about giraffes being 30x more likely to get zapped by lightning (because nature has a dark sense of humor 😈), it’s for anyone who loves science, sarcasm, and sustainably sourced cotton ♻️.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ "Hold My Beer, I’m a Statistic" – Perfect for trivia nights 🎤, awkward small talk, or justifying your fear of storms 🌩️.
✔ Earth-Friendly & Durable – Made with zero-waste seams and shoulder tape that survives even the most aggressive fact-debates 💥.
✔ Classic Fit, Unclassic Vibes – Ribbed collar stays crisp (unlike giraffe lightning survival rates 📉).
For People Who:
Secretly believe animals need hazard pay 🦸♂️.
Want their wardrobe to whisper “I read the weird part of Wikipedia” 📚.
Prefer gifts that say “I saw this and thought you’d yell about it” 🎁 (birthdays, Earth Day 🌍, Tuesdays).
Care Like a Scientist:
🧼 Wash cold (like your reaction to this fact ❄️).
☁️ Tumble dry low (like giraffe lightning fatalities).
🚫 Do not iron (wrinkles add character, just like flawed animal evolution 🐒→🦒).
