This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee exposes the Eiffel Tower’s secret: she’s 6 inches taller in summer (thermal expansion is the OG influencer filter). For people who:
✔ Know facts don’t have to be useful to be fabulous
✔ Appreciate structural engineering and structural drama
✔ Want their laundry to outlast French monuments
Why Parisians Side-Eye This Shirt:
☀️ "Metal Instagram Influencer" – Crisp print survives heat waves and existential questions about vanity
♻ No-Side-Seam Design – Wastes less fabric than the Tower wastes on seasonal height fluctuations
👕 Shoulder-Taped Stability – Holds its shape better than the Tower holds back tears in winter
Perfect For:
Gifts that scream “I pay attention to weird details” (birthdays, Bastille Day, heatwave survival kits)
Summer outings where you need to justify your ice cream budget
Laundry day (cold wash only – unlike the Tower’s hot girl summer)
Care Instructions:
🧊 Machine wash cold (like a Parisian’s coffee order)
🌀 Tumble dry low (unlike the Tower’s summer ego)
🚫 Do not iron (wrinkles = proof you embrace life’s imperfections, mon ami)
For those who read Wikipedia like a gossip column.
Note: Does not include beret or sudden height increases.
