This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee proves even clouds have commitment issues – weighing a million metric tons but still floating around like they're not basic. For people who:
✔ Collect useless facts like "this is 0.4% less dense than air" (congrats?)
✔ Prefer humor with a side of existential dread
✔ Believe laundry is self-care (but will still tumble dry low)
Why It’s a Conversation Starter:
⚡ "Like a Disappointing Balloon" – Printed in crisp detail to haunt meteorology nerds
♻ Ethically Sourced Cotton – Because clouds get to be wasteful; you shouldn’t
👕 Seamless & Shoulder-Taped – Survives debates about "but HOW does it float?!"
Perfect For:
Gifts that say "I saw this and thought you’d explain it to me" (birthdays, back-to-school meltdowns)
Casual outings where you want strangers to ask "...wait, really?"
Laundry day (cold wash only – like your acceptance of reality)
Care Instructions:
🧊 Machine wash cold (like your enthusiasm for atmospheric physics)
🌀 Tumble dry low (unlike clouds, which never come down to your level)
🚫 Do not iron (wrinkles add character, just like this fact)
